Here’s a bit of fun I wrote at Holmfirth Writers a while back. What if the President of the United States took time out from a state visit to appear on a certain long-running radio programme. Any similarity to an actual President is, of course, entirely coincidental ….
Kirsty: Today we are very privileged to have an important guest for this special shortened episode of Desert Island Discs. [ Turns to her guest ] So, Duncan Belch – property billionaire, TV personality and now the most powerful man in the world, welcome to the programme.
Belch: Thank you, Kirsty, but I gotta say this don’t look much like a desert island to me. Like, there’s a whole bunch of people around, and I don’t recall seeing any water outside, apart from some puddles. Does it ever stop raining here?
Kirsty: Well, it’s a hypothetical desert island.
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